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Holy shit, this is a good chapter.

This is Mistyzeo’s Fifty Good Reasons.

Read this chapter and then go back and read the rest.

Just do it.

wilwheaton:

To all you stupid restaurant owners

Stop punishing your loyal, hard-working employees to make a vapid political point.

Your message would be much better sent without costing your business if you did the following:

Raise your menu prices 5¢ an item (that will cover the cost of providing insurance for all your employees) and then ADVERTISE THE REASON FOR THE PRICE INCREASE. Tell the customer they are now paying more for their food in order to provide the employee with health insurance.

Better:  

Raise your menu prices 15¢ an item (that will cover the cost of providing insurance, a liveable wage, and paid sick leave for all your employees) and then ADVERTISE WHY YOUR PRICES INCREASED.  Tell the customer you are charging more so your employees will be healthy when they touch the food the customer eats.

Your business will increase because we customers like the thought that we won’t catch a cold, the flu, hepatitis, or some other communicable disease from your sick, stressed employees when we eat at your establishment. It’s a win-win-win situation—you win because of increased business and therefore more money coming in, your employees win because of higher wages, health care, and sick leave, and we customers win because happy employees make tastier food and healthy employees make safer food.

This makes me wish I owned a fast food franchise, because I’d do this in a heartbeat, set an example, be successful, and slowly change things for the better.

America is a huge country, so there has got to be at least one owner somewhere who’ll do this, right?

soulmates doesn’t have to mean lovers

to me, anyway

it’s just like, a person you’re supposed to be with. and it doesn’t really matter what the with bit is defined as in relation to you because the specifics of it aren’t really the important part, you know? like, what’s important is that you found each other

i can’t even consider it a two halves of a whole concept, really, but that’s mostly because i don’t like the idea of people being incomplete

it’s more like you were already whole but then you went and got yourself this other person one day and you didn’t even know you needed them but now that you have them around everything just seems so much brighter and you can’t really imagine your life without them in it anymore

(and it’s not even that you don’t want to, you just literally can’t imagine a world where they don’t exist)

what the fuck?

I was looking for a DW gif (“What’s the point in having you all?”)

And this is what google gave me instead.

I just took a sleeping pill and I’m feeling emotional because I’m reading fanfiction.

I JUST REALLY LOVE FANFICTION, OKAY.

Oh my god, I need my glasses so badly.

I left them at my boyfriends house like… a week and a half ago.

I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING.

I have to zoom in a lot. I think it’s at around…. 175% or 200% most of the time.

It’s sad.

Small annoyances…

iwasheremomentsago:

Everyone on the MCR tag is all, “If I could just see them in concert, then I could die happy!!”.  Meanwhile, I’m sitting here like, “LOLZ I’ve seen them in concert three times and I don’t even like them that much anymore”.

Also, if you want to go to an MCR concert so badly:

Problem solved. The world makes sense again.

And anyone who wants to give me shit for this can

The end.

Yup, I’ve seen them at least four times. I still like them, and plan on seeing them again.

loljk. sort of.

I don’t get why you people don’t just go see them. Seriously. Not that difficult, is it?