gingerthon:
I was thinking about lonely ben taking ladyz back to da pad and I just imagined him like whispering sweet nothings to their vagina but after awhile he’s just talking to it and the lady is like

“ok bud I’m gonna put my bra back on”
cumberbatch-lorette:
danglingthpider:
whyamisorandom:
touch me like you touch your keyboard

crying
How about touch me as often as you touch your keyboard

hey hey
does someone want to read this thing RIGHT NOW and give me some suggestions???
if so
message me
prepare my tomb, i’m going to write 5 pages on the meaning of life tonight
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