Mycroft hates to text. He much prefers to kidnap people and have a chat in person.
i don’t know why this amused me so much, but i just let out the wheeziest laugh i’ve ever laughed oh my god
If apparently april 30th is the sherlocalypse can April 15th be the Whopocalypse
so that the Superwholockalypse may be in order
How about we stop having apocalypses maybe
Imagine person B of your otp unknowingly taking an aphrodisiac, and for the rest of the night trying to jump person A’s bones, while person A frequently has to keep reminding them that they are in public.
what if when you opened a soda, instead of the hiss of the carbonation, you hear some deep voice whispering soda in your ear
Excuse me, Tumblr
I would really love a ‘Sent Messages’ folder
Because so often I’ll forget what I’ve said to someone if their reply takes a while & then I look like an idiot when I respond to them
What’s your URL referencing?
I’ll go first:
i hope i didnt steal this image from anyone
it’s referencing me
I WANT TO BE HER OH MY GOD
i just remembered there is apple pie in the fridge
i’m going to go cut me a slice
I COULD GO FOR SOME OF THAT
plot twist: no one wins the election. America and Canada merge together to form a super country called United and Sexy Americanada.
I’ve given STRONG NOs to THREE FICS TONIGHT.
Can i have something good maybe