Mycroft hates to text. He much prefers to kidnap people and have a chat in person.
i don’t know why this amused me so much, but i just let out the wheeziest laugh i’ve ever laughed oh my god
thegirlwho-sassed:
adriame:
If apparently april 30th is the sherlocalypse can April 15th be the Whopocalypse
so that the Superwholockalypse may be in order
YES
How about we stop having apocalypses maybe
imagineyourotp:
Imagine person B of your otp unknowingly taking an aphrodisiac, and for the rest of the night trying to jump person A’s bones, while person A frequently has to keep reminding them that they are in public.
thehobbitfrombagend:
what if when you opened a soda, instead of the hiss of the carbonation, you hear some deep voice whispering soda in your ear
the-science-of-destruction:
Excuse me, Tumblr
I would really love a ‘Sent Messages’ folder
Because so often I’ll forget what I’ve said to someone if their reply takes a while & then I look like an idiot when I respond to them
Yours sincerely,
Me
What’s your URL referencing?
susannaholmes:
hamishoswaldwinchester:
thevelosarahptor:
dipperhugs:
savagedamsel:
I’ll go first:
i hope i didnt steal this image from anyone
me
it’s referencing me
I WANT TO BE HER OH MY GOD
ubernuber:
susannaholmes:
i just remembered there is apple pie in the fridge
i’m going to go cut me a slice
PIE
I COULD GO FOR SOME OF THAT
plot twist: no one wins the election. America and Canada merge together to form a super country called United and Sexy Americanada.
I’ve given STRONG NOs to THREE FICS TONIGHT.
DAMN.
Can i have something good maybe
