nogoodturkey:
i have spent way too much time lurking through the scarier parts of the internet and i’ve discovered a horrible website with the funniest descriptions of sex toys that i have ever seen

that’s a good question

struck by a thunder oh my god

HOW DOES THIS EVEN QUALIFY AS A SEX TOY

um

well then



I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING WHAT THE FUCK

i don’t even need to say anything else
I have never seen Sam look so bad oh god BABY NO
the best of banned words on neopets.com
avians:
in case you were wondering
- itching
- lesbian / lezzie
- hooters (hooter is ok)
- lmfao (lmao is ok)
- myspace
- naked
- piss (pissed is ok, urine is ok)
- mate (gets changed to fish)
- queer
- shlong
- suck
- tampon
- testicle
- tit/tits (titties is ok)
- vagina
extra: these words are allowed
- anal
- beastiality
- cock
- crystal meth
- LSD
- narcotics
- opium
drugs are OK, dont be a lesbian
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pocketcucco:
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