i think no actually

no more drawing

no hobbit

just gonna read fanfic till i fall asleep and then BREAKFAST AT TEN YEAH

EGGS

FUCK YEAH

no dairy though because choir concert this afternoon

somehow i managed to turn my Utilitarian letter essay thing into a Greg Lestrade/Molly Hooper thing

whoops???

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so i have 3 apples in front of me right

and you know that thing you did when you were a kid where you’d twist off the stem to see what your future spouse’s name would be?

well

i just got

B

E

N

I was going to bed like two hours ago

what

how did i get on tumblr

challenge trouble again

lovelynobody00:

i have idea what john and sherlock what would do for a date

can they just be on a bench or something i don’t know

…

usually dates go

hello

food

talking

sexytimes

accidentally singing my heart will go on slightly loudly at 4 am oops

whittenorr:

what if farts were really just ghosts that got trapped in us escaping through our butts

Farts are actually just the gasses produced by the anaerobes living in your large intestine. When they come across a complex carbohydrate, like beans (very little already digested), they have a “Fermentation Party,” generally made up of sulfur and methane gas.

You’re welcome.

It’s 1:25. In 35min, it’ll be 2, at which point you turn your clock back to 1. Computer will do it by itself and so will phone.

Perfect human. THANK.

lokistoner:

I don’t even watch Supernatural and I kind of ship Destiel.

Seriously, I shipped Destiel ages before watching SPN.

oh and if you’d like to see Johnlock in Space while I was working on it…

oops. He’s a penis.