Sonic Screwdriver Doctor Who

susannaholmes:

do you ever just miss the ninth doctor and the tenth doctor and donna and rose and martha and jack and mickey and you just

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via  aconsultingblogger  (originally  susannaholmes)
posted 4 months ago · 15/1/2013 · 36,679 notes

wow fuck i’ve got to be at work in 12 hours

and apparently enjoy the company of relatives?

and my finger fucking hurts

so

goodnight all

posted 5 months ago · 24/12/2012 · 0 notes

fuck me, i’m going to read a chapter of this and then write a page and so on

this is going to be

horrible

posted 5 months ago · 19/12/2012 · 1 note

I’m sorry for the Sam Spam, but dear Susanna is having SERIOUS issues with the Sam tag.

but no srsly the tag just wont work for her

If you don’t want it, block the tag “I’m in the sam tag for Susanna”

kbye

posted 5 months ago · 30/11/2012 · 1 note

*Liam trying to log into tumblr*

“…What’s my password?”

…..

“I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER LOGGED OUT.”

oh liam

never change

posted 6 months ago · 15/11/2012 · 0 notes

augustusfring:

  • alaska where you at bitch
  • a shit-ton of katherines
  • paper-ass towns
  • holy fucking shit another will grayson
  • fuck you stars
via  susannaholmes  (originally  augustusfring)
posted 6 months ago · 6/11/2012 · 54,250 notes

one-millionpieces:

unhandy:

firststarontheright:

scarletandsilver:

sageoflogic:

that-spook-from-london:

foodtrucker:

the invention of the shovel was ground breaking

but the invention of the broom was the one that truly swept the nation.

IDK I’m still kinda hooked on the fishing pole.

I had high hopes for the vacuum but it ended up sucking

I’ve heard that air planes have really taken off.

And ovens aren’t as hot as I thought

I’m sticking with duct tape.

posted 6 months ago · 5/11/2012 · 102,388 notes

Reblog and write the opposite of your URL

nightmare-kisser:

specagentfoxmulder:

americunt666:

bee-magnificent:

eyebots:

lilredridingrickie:

pointeless:

patripatriae:

materoceani

hasacareerasadancer

large blue stationary notrickie

eyelesshumans

be horrible

canadick999

normal civilian fox mulder

dream-puncher

Mister Hatepoorly 14

via  nightmare-kisser  (originally  thatwasnotveryravenofyou)
posted 6 months ago · 5/11/2012 · 65,780 notes

rickittywright:

what would you do if your icon entered your room offering you cake

Well it’s me so

via  waker-of-the-winds  (originally  chrisdreja)
posted 6 months ago · 3/11/2012 · 49,678 notes
thescienceofjohnlock:

neverleavingmybox:

irisqod:

johnwatsonismyspiritanimal:

thescienceofjohnlock:

thescienceofjohnlock:

I can’t keep this to myself any longer, Marie, I hope you don’t mind me posting it. Now I’m going to melt in to a puddle of goo.

Re-blogging cause I love it and it’s penis Friday

HOT FUCKING SHIT GODDAMN YES

Hnnng.

happy fucken penis friday.

I will never stop re-blogging this

It’s Penis Friday
I’m not sorry.

thescienceofjohnlock:

neverleavingmybox:

irisqod:

johnwatsonismyspiritanimal:

thescienceofjohnlock:

thescienceofjohnlock:

I can’t keep this to myself any longer, Marie, I hope you don’t mind me posting it. Now I’m going to melt in to a puddle of goo.

Re-blogging cause I love it and it’s penis Friday

HOT FUCKING SHIT GODDAMN YES

Hnnng.

happy fucken penis friday.

I will never stop re-blogging this

It’s Penis Friday

I’m not sorry.

via  aconsultingblogger  (originally  thescienceofjohnlock)
posted 8 months ago · 21/9/2012 · 1,111 notes
via  arthurdentistry  (originally  its-pond)
posted 8 months ago · 6/9/2012 · 467 notes

Write me a letter ʘ‿ʘ

Dear ______,


I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You 

should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. 

If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I 

would build a _______ just 

for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. 

We could __________ under the stars. 

Love, 
_______________ 

(P.S. ______________.)

via  arthurdentistry  (originally  amagravia)
posted 9 months ago · 14/8/2012 · 38,817 notes
vondell-swain:

effington:

nekodads:

what even IS THAT


Thas a durian, baby


a picture of durian gray

They smell like feet on the outside and are illegal in a lot of countries for their strong, foul odor.
They’re allowed in America, but not all airlines will let you take them with you.
Why do I know any of this.

vondell-swain:

effington:

nekodads:

what even IS THAT

Thas a durian, baby

a picture of durian gray

They smell like feet on the outside and are illegal in a lot of countries for their strong, foul odor.

They’re allowed in America, but not all airlines will let you take them with you.

Why do I know any of this.

via  itsvondell  (originally  ssnapdragon)
posted 9 months ago · 7/8/2012 · 948 notes
reapersun:

following up on sherlock’s military kink
this is important

reapersun:

following up on sherlock’s military kink

this is important

via  reapersun  (originally  reapersun)
posted 11 months ago · 26/6/2012 · 10,300 notes

Zodiac Signs and the weapons they'd use for murder, and how they'd do it.

  • Aries: a knife, lots of stab wounds, especially ones in the face- most likely a rage kill. After they were done stabbing you, they'd start ripping you limb from limb, even if you were already dead.
  • Taurus: Their bare hands, and they'd strangle you to death. They'd stare into your eyes intensely as they suffocated you to death, maybe even adding in a few dramatic "I got you in the end, you know." phrases while doing it.
  • Gemini: It all depends on what is convenient for them to use as a murder weapon- they're clever, so they'd figure it out quickly. Most cannibals are Geminis, so they'd probably eat you afterwards. If you really fucked them over, maybe they'd cut off your hands and watch you bleed to death, probably laughing while doing it.
  • Cancer: They'd take you to the beach and find a secluded area only to tie you to a boulder in the shallows of the beach and watch the tide slowly drown you and sea creatures start to pick at your helpless/crying for help corpse.
  • Leo: They'd make a whole sport of it- they'd find a bunch of really sadistic, fucked up people on the black market and put you in a pit filled with big cats (especially lions), you'd here "let the games begin!" and a spotlight would come on the death pit as your torn to shreds.
  • Virgo: They'd make it look like an accident somehow. Regardless, no one would ever find out that they did it, because they'd cover their tracks well enough.
  • Libra: Similar to the virgo one, but they'd definitely pretend to be distraught by what happened, and mask that they were involved really well...but in order to get you back, they'd get your family, your friends, and other people you cared about to show THEM sympathy, and to be on their side.
  • Scorpio: Succinolcholine injection after chloroforming the person helpless. (sp? A horse tranquilizer that is extremely hard to detect and basically make the person POWERLESS to do ANYTHING except suffocate to death. It makes all muscles go soft.) and they'd talk to you about how powerless and helpless you were until you died.
  • Sagittarius: beating the shit out of someone until they were literally an unrecognizable bloody mass.
  • Capricorn: Shooting someone in the head, mafioso style. They'd want it to be quick and clean, and they'd have organized a team to cover for them, dump the body, and probably hired virgo to hide the evidence.
  • Aquarius: It'd either be something really strange, whacky, and off the wall, like killing someone in the middle of a play by planning to have a stage light dropped on them, or they'd make an example of you in front of a bunch of their "followers" which they'd most likely have if they were crazy enough to kill.
  • Pisces: They'd capture you and play surgeon, the whole time ranting and raving about "how it feels" to feel pain as intensely as the emotional pain that they feel. They'd make sure that the kill took a long time so that they had a captive audience for a long time- another reason they'd prolongue it is they'd enjoy being the predator instead of the victim for once.
via  brewhay  (originally  angel-obscura-deactivated201207)
posted 1 year ago · 18/5/2012 · 33,574 notes