if my shampoo gets stolen again I SWEAR TO GOD
I WILL GET A CHEAP ONE, DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO IT
AND LEAVE IT FOR YOU
GOT IT?!

if my shampoo gets stolen again I SWEAR TO GOD
I WILL GET A CHEAP ONE, DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO IT
AND LEAVE IT FOR YOU
GOT IT?!

Pretty girls with long hair!! Stop cutting that shit off!! Boys don’t wanna date girls with boys haircuts!! Sorry!!
oop
ohwell




Third Star
So I raise a morphine toast to you. And, should you remember that it’s the anniversary of my birth, remember that you were loved by me and you made my life a happy one. And there’s no tragedy in that.
Which is all of the time, god damn you computer!


Click on it.
It’s not nice.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2189771/


I have a message from a girl who’s actually curvy. You’re not curvy; you’re a stick with tits.
If your kid need some sort of special attention when you’re shopping, please either leave him at home or pay attention to him.
Because I’m not your fucking babysitter.
It’s more uncomfortable trying to sleep with this ear piercing than when I dislocated my fucking knee.
GAH.