Johnlock Fic Rec!

Alright. I’m going to need you to keep an open mind, because this is one of the sweetest, most lovely fanfictions I’ve ever read. Maybe I’m just hormonal.

Whatever.

It’s called It’s So Much More by dorothydonne on AO3.

It’s got 17026 words in total, totaling in two pleasantly long chapters.

To give a few points of the story without giving away all the good bits…

• Sherlock and John have been in a relationship for an undefined, but long enough time.
• They’re trying for a baby! :3
• Sherlock has body issues regarding his changing body.
• John is generally a saint.

Yes.

I do know what you’re thinking.

REALLY? MPREG? YOU’RE RECOMMENCING I READ MPREG?

Yes I am.

It’s sincerely wonderful, and I’m not lying when I say that it brought tears to my eyes a couple times.

So just read it.

Looks like Captain Sherlock has picked a noisy one. Alas, it won’t matter soon. He hath returned to his quarters with his wench.

Fic rec ahahahah…

Alas! Captain Holmes has foundeth himself a wench. He hath found himself a relief for his sexual frustration among the local whore. He will do finely.

“Oh. Lovely. You’re picking me up and apparently can’t hear a word I say.” John had accepted his fate the moment Sherlock stepped into the room. Whatever he was doing, he wouldn’t stop until it was satisfied, unfortunately, that usually meant bad things for someone. In this case, John. His five foot seven inches of army glory was lost when all six foot three inches of Sherlock decided he wanted John elsewhere.

This would be the third time Sherlock had hoisted him off the ground. The first two had ended up with both of them bruised and this time wasn’t looking much different.

So basically, you should read this because lol, Sherlock is being a pirate.

The end.

Link in the source.

ivyblossom:

thisdivision replied to your post: Oh my goodness.

Please tell me you’re writing porn.

LOL no, I was at work! Sadly I can’t write all day, I have to go earn the bacon and all that, pay the bills, etc. etc. No porn-writing yet. I’l keep you informed.

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HELP? :3

Does anyone know of a reasonably well written Sherlock fanfic involving a depressed drugged out Sherlock and a caring yet ragey John?

This is a thing I am craving.

Help a sista out?

EXCUSE ME WHILE I SCREAM

THE QUIET MAN HAS JUST UPDATED.

emotional trainwreck of a human

I am sobbing my eyes out. Still.

God, that fic. It hurts me. Every part of me hurts.

IF YOU WANT TO BE SAD READ THIS FIC ;___;

Oh my god, I was no prepared for this.

Read it. Read it.

It’s amazing, but oh my god… I was not expecting what happened.

I’m sobbing.

Sink Like a Stone

Off to cry some more.

Fic Rec! Two Coffees One Black One with Sugar Please by Linpatootie

sherlock-sherbet:

It’s a series~.

Starts out with Sherlock reading articles on sleep and deciding that he needs to conduct his own sleep experiments. :] 

http://archiveofourown.org/series/16496

I’m having trouble not flailing around while reading this.

About every three sentences I squeel and flap.

Read, Pause, breathe. Repeat.

You don’t even want to know how many times I refresh A Quiet Man a day in hope that it’s updated…

It hasn’t been updated.

The summary of the last chapter was “Until then, we wait.”

Never before have I seen a more accurate description of fanfiction.

*sigh* 

Patiently waiting

for The Quiet Man to update.

Patiently.

Okay, no, let’s be realistic.

Need need need need need.

I’M GOING TO CRY OH MY GOD

Jesus fucking christ, this fucking fic. Holy shit. THE TENSION!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD. I think I’m going to throw up, this is so good.

Jesus fucking christ. It updated five days ago. Sweet baby timelords, this is only of the best fanfictions I have ever read. Ever.

You need to read it.

It’s The Quiet Man by Ivyblossom on AO3.

Seriously, I haven’t read something this good in a long time.

Reading the description to a fic

And simply stating “No.” and moving on.