I would like to take this moment to respond to the anti-thong hate.
With a thong, of course.
With a thong, of course.
Sherlock Holmes and John H. Watson
I made these Sherlock shoes in a whim a few months ago.
I like them a lot, but I was thinking… maybe I should make more and sell them?
Thoughts on this?
But, please… there’s just one more thing, one more thing. One more miracle, Sherlock, for me. Don’t be… dead.
i really need some more Sherlock and John stuck in the middle of nowhere fics
it’s what i’m feeling
have any good ones?
there are like 8 million brushes in Corel Painter
i’m so confused
This is absolutely precious.
BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY, john
SHERLOCK WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM
Sherlock mirroring John.
Oh, look, another symptom of Asperger’s Syndrome, not sociopathy.
Okay, it’s unpopular opinion time. Ignore me if you wish.
Alright. Let me start this little rant by saying that I’m absolutely sick of people claiming Sherlock Holmes to be a ‘sociopath’. He isn’t. Allow me to also say that I know how similar Asperger’s and sociopathy can seem, in certain cases, and that’s because I was misdiagnosed as a sociopath awhile back. I have Asperger’s Syndrome. As does Sherlock.
Common symptoms of high-functioning sociopathy:
- Superficial charm
- Manipulative and conning
- Grandiose sense of self
- Pathological lying
- Lack of remorse, shame, or guilt
- Incapability to love
- Need for stimulation
- Lack of empathy/inability to relate
- Lack of realistic life plan
- Extreme intelligence
Common symptoms of high-functioning Asperger’s Syndrome:
- Issues picking in on social cues (ex: When someone is upset with them, or being sarcastic, it’s very hard for them to tell)
- Appear to lack empathy/inability to relate
- His or her speech may be flat
- Formal style of speaking
- May avoid eye contact (me) or stare at others (Sherlock)
- Talk a lot, usually on favorite subject; inability to tell when boring the listener
- Internal thoughts are often verbalized (ex: Seeming blunt or rude by telling someone they’re stupid, merely because they have no filter)
- Extremely heightened senses (GEE I WONDER WHY SHERLOCK CAN SMELL AND HEAR AND TASTE AND SEE EVERYTHING)
- Highly intelligent/logical way of thinking
- Tendency to mimic others, especially people they like (JAWN)
- Typically only keep few, very close friends
- Can go days without speaking, and eating very little, especially when drained
SO NOW THAT THAT’S COVERED. Let’s move on, shall we?
Sherlock Holmes grew up with the Holmes family, a respectable family. Behavior is learned, especially for those with Asperger’s. Why is Sherlock so proper? Why is he so cunning? Why does he dress the way he does? Well, that may just have something to do with the people he grew up with.
Is he manipulating? Of course. Yet, isn’t Mycroft? Hm. I wonder where he learned that trait. Not only that, but he’s doing it for basic information, not just for pure entertainment as a sociopath would. Let’s be serious. He doesn’t fool around. Oh, did I mention that’s another symptom of Asperger’s? Conversation and action for purpose, not for pleasure; very precise.
Let’s also toy around with a very common controversial topic within the Sherlock fandom: Sherlock does feel. He does love. He does care. The whole reason he jumped was because he cared. He cares for John, he cares for Mrs. Hudson, and he cares for Lestrade. John is his best friend, Mrs. Hudson is his mother figure, and Lestrade is his friend and his work. Without those, he would have been nothing. It would have destroyed him. Therefore, he destroyed himself in sacrifice (which we all know was faked, blah, blah, but the sentiment is still there, blah, blah).
While Sherlock may not have the physically clumsy symptoms of those with Asperger’s (I don’t either), that’s typical for someone of his age, as it’s something you usually grow out of as you get older. Asperger’s is a lifelong disorder. It never goes away, and there’s no medication that targets each symptom. You treat what you can, and live with what you can’t.
His need for stimulation, I think, has to do with his basic frustration and his work, as a matter of fact. Sherlock does drugs. Okay? That’s common knowledge within this fandom. He likes his drugs. Why does he do them? Well, to quote him, ‘they help him think’.
In all reality, it’s somewhat correct. The drugs Sherlock takes heighten his senses to an even more extreme degree, making him the observant smartass that he is. Not only that, but they speed up his thought process, and mixing that all in with his intelligence level, makes for one smart cookie.
I also believe that he’s just…frustrated. It’s hard. It really is. He knows he’s not like everyone else, which is why he’s clung onto the sociopath nonsense. He truly believes that he is a sociopath, probably because he’s done research on it and saw a partial match. It was something, finally something, he could relate to. Because I did the same goddamn thing. He knows it doesn’t fit perfectly. Moriarty knows it doesn’t fit perfectly. ‘We both know that’s not quite true’. He knows. He just has nothing else to hold onto.
Rant over. Knowledge is power. Blah, blah, blah.
Dear god, what a perfect explanation. I was thinking basically in the same way, but couldn’t word it. This is perfect.
She didn’t expect she would hook one leg up around John’s waist to bring his naked body closer to her as Sherlock rutted against her backside while his hands gripped John’s arse.
Or that she would be sobbing with pleasure as she knelt over John’s face watching Sherlock give the slowest and most sensual oral sex she had ever witnessed.
Or that after Sherlock took John apart he would turn to her to for his pleasure.
She is Molly, by the way. This is Jollock. You should be reading….
i don’t usually post porn but????????